Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate is a politically incorrect, satirical manual to living right while doing all the wrong things. If you ever wanted to live on the edge but are afraid of the repercussions of societal judgment, just follow Mr. Manners’ advice and learn how to cross the line while still being viewed as a gentleman. You will be an upwardly mobile sinner in minutes! Embrace your manhood and learn how to pursue all of the higher arts via etiquette.

Mr. Manners will teach you how to survive a night in jail,how to have rough sex without accidentally murdering your online date, how to drink and drive without getting caught, how to politely have a threesome with a buddy without turning gay and a plethora of other actions that could be macabre,but are merely by-products of being a gentleman.

So curl up with this book and a drink and realize you’re not a piece of white trash like the media would have you believe… You are a gentleman